Tony and I were wandering around the vast desolation of the Las Vegas desert and decided to head to Pahrump to check out the local legal brothels. Along the way, we devised a little plan of role-playing for some cheap thrills. He picked me up on the side of the road as I pretended that I was heading to work at the Chicken ranch.

Horny in Pahrump NV, We devised a little plan of role-playing for some cheap thrills

Chickenhead

I went over to do a carpet job at this guy's house the other day, but my partner didn't show up for work that day. I was going to be stuck doing twice the work all by myself, and that stuff is really heavy and itchy! I guess that's what I get for running my own business, it's just so hard to find good help. The guy I did the job for was really pretty cool about the whole thing, I guess he could tell I was a little stressed. I kept losing my carpet knife, not even realizing that it was where I always put it in my crack. When he came in with something cold to drink, I was sooo grateful to him. Except he was making fun of the way I talked, so I finally told him the quickest way to shut me up was to stick a dick in my mouth. He seemed to think that was funny too, but I was quite serious. I thought all men knew this. Well, to prove to him I was right, I called him closer to me and whipped his shorts down around his ankles and popped his yummy cock right into my mouth. Yep, shut me right up, just like it always does! So I gave this cute man a nice little blowjob for being so nice. He helped me keep track of my carpet knife and brought me cold drinks throughout the afternoon. (Memo to self: Fire that lazy bum I hired to help me with this!) And as my bonus for finishing before 5pm, the cute man gave me a nice hot and gooey facial. The only bad thing was that he got it in my eyes and ruined my eyeliner for my night job, stripping. Damn him.

I whipped his shorts down around his ankles and popped his yummy cock right into my mouth

Valley Carpet, Inc.

My Jeep stalled the other day, leaving me stranded in the middle of an intersection, in traffic. Needless to say, I was not a happy camper. So I had the damn thing hauled down to the dealership to be looked at. I haven't had it in the shop in a while anyway, and the brakes needed checked, so I suppose it really was time. Still, I so could have lived without the whole tow-truck scene! It was 112 degrees that day and I was so smartly dressed in a black suit and heels. Waiting for the shuttle to drive me home was pretty much pure torture! I was sweating to death, but I was wearing a white silk blouse under my jacket that I was sure I had soaked through to the point of see-thru.  If I were to take off my jacket, my jeep would never get fixed! So as soon as the shuttle showed up, I jumped in and cranked up the a/c, and aimed it straight at my bald beaver. God, it felt soooo good! The shuttle guy was staring of course, and I silently prayed he wouldn't crash, but I just couldn't help myself! You all don?t want me dropping over of heat exhaustion would you? I did notice that exposing myself gave the shuttle guy a big fat erection. I was in such a dreary mood, that I definitely needed something to cheer me up, so I switched over to ultra-slut mode and reached into his drawers to stroke his cock. Having my hand wrapped around his wiener put a big fat smile on my face, and my mouth began to water for a juicy load of this man's sperm. I convinced my driver that I needed to make an extra stop, someplace on the side of the road, so that I could coax some cum from his balls. I could have convinced him to drive to Jupiter from where I was sitting. I was also going to need a ride back to the dealership to pick up my car, so I made sure I gave him one hell of a fabulous blowjob for his trouble. Damn, if I had all the guys from the service department in the palm of my hand like I had the shuttle driver, my Jeep would never break down again! I truly give new meaning to the phrase "Getting Serviced".

My car broke down so I switched into ultra-slut mode and reached into his drawers to stroke his cock.

Getting Serviced

Tony has been playing a lot of golf lately, so he finally broke down and bought a set of clubs. Being a lefty, he has never been able to find a set that he really liked. Then one day, I was out watering my rose garden and he pulled into the driveway with a smile plastered ear to ear. I should have known better than to think that was the end of it. Yesterday morning, he woke up at 8am and said he was going shopping. I thought it was a little strange because being an avid shopper myself, I happen to know that not many stores open before 9 or 10am. But I kissed my sweet boyfriend goodbye thinking maybe he would bring me home a little present. Five hours later, again that silly smile came walking into my living room. This time, Tony was wearing nothing but a brand new golf shirt, brand new golf shoes, and was sporting some serious golf wood. Now I am always suspicious of a sport for which you have to buy a whole new wardrobe for, but I was digging his new plush head cover. He was holding his new $500 Calaway driver, which apparently had given him a nice juicy erection, which he had covered with his new head cover. As silly as Tony looked, I could not resist his cuteness. And that erection was absolutely to die for! I took the driver in my hand for closer inspection of the shaft and discovered it was the nice stiff kind, built for a young, powerful stud. Looking down, I realized that his balls were in need of washing and drying before he went out to play again so I went to work. With his golf spikes planted firmly in our carpet, I began to stroke. Soon, the gooey hot white stuff flowed out of my man's shaft, right into my mouth, and I swallowed it all keeping his head down and in control. Who needs a ball washer when you have Trixie Swallows in the house? And who needs drinks at the clubhouse when I've got a stud full of hot cum?

I began to stroke. Soon, the gooey white stuff flowed out of my man's shaft, right into my mouth

Hole In One

I was making some fresh lemonade using a funnel to drain the juice into a jug when a brilliant idea struck me. The juice was kind of white and looked really cool against the tan color of the funnel and I began to think of some juice of a different sort as I went down the hall to find my man. Tony was in his room having an entertaining online argument with someone about something really random, and I dragged him out of his room kicking and screaming to humor me and my funnel. It is never terribly difficult to get a batch of baby batter out of him, and on this particular occasion he held true to form. I waved my funnel in the air, dragged my special blowjob stool into the middle of the living room floor and challenged him to make every last drop down the narrow hole into my mouth. I figured he would definitely overshoot the thing and hit my face with at least one drop or giant squirt. I sucked on Tony's cock and stroked his balls until they began to swell with sweet semen, and then I lay on the bed on my back and held the funnel over my mouth. As he looked down through the hole to my pink tongue, he stroked himself until he finally poured a big puddle of lovely white jizz that slid right down the middle of my funnel of love and right down my throat. It was like shot-gunning cum, straight out of a beer-bonging frat house party, and I was the jizz swallowing queen! Look out tongue, over the tonsils here it cums!

He poured a big puddle of lovely white jizz that slid right down the middle of my funnel of love

Funnel of Love

Hi, I'm Barbara Jones, BJ for short, and I'm running for the city council seat in district 27 in Las Vegas. I have been on the council for six consecutive years now and have no intention of losing this year to any of those other uneducated, inexperienced candidates. I have about 58,000 homes in my district and almost all of them are single families with dual income. That means there are about 58,000 voting men to persuade the good old-fashioned way to vote for me. What is the old-fashioned way you ask, well, I took a lesson from the oldest profession in history. I figured out that if I spent ten minutes blowing each of my 58,000 constituents, I could get them all in and have 58,000 votes locked away in my favor. That is if none of them get any stray sperm on my suit and their wives don't catch me in the act and cause a scandal. Some women work their way to the top, some women sleep their way to the top, I prefer to use a lot of both tactics. Hey, all is fair in love and politics, right? Every blowjob I perform just gives me that much more political pull. See you all at the voter's booths on election day!

You have to watch out for those politicians, they will do anything to get your vote!

Political Pull

In our household, love, blowjobs and cum spring eternal. Tony and I just celebrated the three-year anniversary of the day we met in a small restaurant in Florida. It's really hard to believe it has been that long for us, yet it almost seems like we have known each other forever and a day. He and I are very close and rarely go anywhere without the other. We are joined at the hip, knee, anklebones and shoulder sockets on his right side and my left side because he's a lefty and I'm a righty. We learned this sitting next to each other in restaurant booths trying to eat and bumping elbows constantly. The things you learn about another person that stay with you for life, it's all in the details, it tell you.So for our anniversary this year, we went to a fancy restaurant at the top of the Palms Hotel, and ate fancy food. I thought it best that I give Tony his little present before we left, because his present to me is best washed down with a nice bottle of bubbly brut. So while he was in the shower, I put on this sparkling princess gown, my rhinestone necklace and earrings, and set up the camera. When I heard the water shut off, I ran and got him before he could even get his boxer shorts on. I dragged him out to his leather chair in the living room, sat him down naked and sucked on his cock until he gave up the juicy present he had nestled in his balls. Then off we went to eat dinner and drink fancy French champagne. After dinner we ordered all twelve deserts, and oh my GOD, they were so good! The rum cake was by far the best, even better than the chocolate mouse cake, which is usually my favorite. It worked out though because all the sugar we ate gave us enough of a rush to come home and make cream pie before falling into bed, sweaty and satisfied, and asleep in each others arms.

In our household, love, blowjobs and lots of sex make up the perfect happy couple

Blowjobs R 4 Ever

Today is the first shoot we have done with two camera angles. Tony got the second camera a couple of days ago and we finally managed to restrain ourselves long enough to actually set up two cameras before I attacked his cock. Poor thing, now he has twice the footage to edit as he's making movies. I was purely in the mood for giving head in this shoot. I was completely cock teasing him, building a big fat load of cum in his swollen balls before finally giving him release. I had my hand on his scrotum the whole time, feeling them swell, and pull up tight against his body. Then his cock would swell a little more about ever ninety seconds. What a wonderful feeling to look your man right in the eye and know that you have complete control over his body, and he has completely surrendered himself to it. Surrendered himself to the pleasure that only comes from a woman on her knees in front of him to suck a big juicy load of baby batter from his balls. I licked up and down the shaft of his member, swirling all around with my tongue, until I had the thing nice and hard, then cupped his balls with my hands, and gently licked and sucked on them. I ran my fingers a little farther back to just behind his scrotum to that hard extended part of his penis and began to gently stroke his orgasm forward, up from him, into my waiting mouth. When I saw his breath begin to quicken, and his cock was fully engorged, my saliva grew thicker with his precum and I began to stroke his erection with my hand and mouth, moving as one twisting, turning movement, awakening all of the senses in his crotch. As my fingers stroked the spot behind his balls, my thumb, moist with my saliva, fondled and caressed his slippery, smoothly shaved balls until that defining moment, when I knew he could hold back absolutely no longer. I pulled my lips off of his cock, opened my mouth wide, stuck out my tongue in a little cum catching cup, and as he blasted out an orgasm, I squeezed his cock in time with his muscle spasms, and he completely filled my mouth with that delicious nectar I had worked so hard for. Wanting to savor the flavor as long as possible, I leaned my head back, letting the hot jizz roll back into my throat and tried to say thank you, but could not, so I gargled it a little for him, brought it forward for him to see and give me the nod to swallow, and then gulp! The savory fluid that was my man's seed was swallowed. And what a tasty load of cum it was, so I thanked him, gave his pecker a kiss, and headed off to take a happy little cat nap.

Just love those braids. That hankie also works to clean up any missed drops of sticky jizz.

Hankie Head

Tony and I found this wonderful quiet spot at the sea. The sun was hot and the water just right. The wind blew softly across my skin as I played naked at the waters edge. I tried to put on my sexiest smile and show my huge tits and large nipples, then we spotted a private place just off the shore in the rocks. I climbed up on the rocks and lifted my face to the sun. I pretended to be a sun goddess and started to pose while my hands drifted gently across my breasts slowing at my nipples as I rotated my fingers to harden them more. The sun was heating my skin and I purposely moved my hands down towards my wet pussy. Oh, it felt so good to have the heat of the sun bath my body in its warm embrace. My fingers slide over my clit and then I buried them deep inside my hot, wet pussy. I leaned back and spread my legs so I could push my fingers deep inside of me. I was thinking to myself how wonderful it would be to have Tony's hard cock deep inside me ... grinding deep inside of me. In and out, harder and deeper. My fingers moved in and out of my horny pussy until I moaned with pleasure. I might be lost at sea but never lost with my body.

I might be lost at sea but never lost with my sexy and sensual body.

Lost At Sea

We all know the story of Goldie Cocks and the Three Bears, don't we? Oh you don't, well... IN A LAND FAR AWAY, there lived a little golden haired slut named Goldie Cocks. She had her own little slutty cottage deep in the woods, surrounded on all sides by the biggest bears that ever walked the earth. Now Goldie Cocks loved bears, everything about bears. From their warm brown fur, and their gigantic pink tongues to their long thick.. wait, is this a fairy tale? Goldie Cocks liked to blow and bang all the bears in the woods, and they all loved her sweet face and wicked blowjobs. So when she would sneak into their cottages and wait for them to come home, they never complained. One day a little birdie flew by and told Goldie Cocks that Papa Bear, the biggest bear in the woods was down by the stream foraging for blue berries. That meant he was making some of his woods-famous porridge that everyone loved. Goldie Cocks ran to her bedroom, put on her cutest nightie, slicked on some lip gloss, flipped her hair, and ran out the door towards Papa Bear's cottage. Papa Bear searched and searched all day, and finally found enough blue berries and eventually headed home. Upon walking in the door, he was not too terribly shocked to see Goldie Cocks sleeping peacefully in his bed. She was wearing a cute pink nightie, no panties, and her sweet wet pussy had been freshly shaved. Papa Bear knew exactly what she was doing there, and when he fingered her pussy, Goldie Cocks woke up. Papa Bear already had half an erection when he saw Goldie Cocks, so he invited her to play with his cock right away. Goldie Cocks gave the best blowjobs and he was hoping she was here to give him one. She stretched, sat up, flipped over, and gladly wrapped her lips around his big Papa Bear Cock. She sucked on his cock until he was close to cumming, then rolled onto her back and licked his big cum filled Papa Bear balls until Papa Bear blasted a big load of baby batter all over her face and down her throat. It was such a messy load of cum that he got it all over her neck, her chin and even in her eye! Goldie Cocks laughed, swallowed Papa Bear's seed, and then scolded him for getting it in her eye. She couldn't stay mad for long though, because it was a bigger and better load of cum than the bear across the river had given her the night before!

We all know the story of Goldie Cocks and the Three Bears, don't we?

Goldie Cocks

Last Friday night at work was so bad, that when I woke up Saturday morning, I was in need of some therapeutic shopping! So I went down to the stripper store with my measly earnings and dropped it all on one pair of shoes. Okay, does it give you a clue as to how little I made if I spent it all on only one pair of shoes? I was in need of a change of image and I have always wanted a pair of red shoes, and these just jumped off the shelf and into my hands. When I heard the price, (15% off) I had to have them! They were just three dollars shy of what I made the night before, so I would have enough including sales tax. When I got them home, I couldn't wait to try them on and strut around the house. They make my legs look so long, and the color just reaches out and says FUCK ME!!!!!! Now I just needed to save the money for a red g-string and red purse to match, which I could probably do on a Saturday night. When Tony saw my new shoes, he nearly fell over. He doesn't like when I buy stripper stuff, because I would have a new outfit every weekend if I could and that stuff is expensive! But these shoes he liked. I think he also knew that if he said anything in my mood, I would kill him with the shoes. So I wore my new "creeping death" shoes around the house for the next hour before I got ready to go to work, and you know, I think he actually started to like me in them. Except for the fact that I'm 6'3" in them and he has to stand on his toes to kiss me. I am the Amazon Queen, bring in the human sacrifice! Well, the shoes seem to have a personality all their own, like "the Mask" in the Jim Carrey movie. I turn into someone and something that I can't quite describe yet because I haven't learned all the special powers yet. One thing I do know is that when I put them on, I want to get fucked? NOW. A good thing when I'm at home, not a good thing when I'm at work and my pussy is soaking through a g-string an hour! I told Tony about this and he didn't believe me, so I put them on to prove to him how wet I get and the phenomenon was captured on camera. I made him fuck my wet pussy before I told him to cum in my mouth and there was nothing he could do to resist me. I was truly cum hungry, and when I finally got my mouth full, I lay there with it on my tongue and felt it sliding down to my throat, luxuriating in its feel and taste. Tony wants me to swallow quickly sometimes, but I can't be bothered to swallow until I'm finished playing with his cum in mouth. He might be able to dump his cum wherever he wants to on me, but he can't force me to swallow until I'm damn good and ready! Spoken like a true Amazon queen. Now take this man-servant away and bring me a fresh one!

You don't want to get kicked with these 8" heels, but they look great while I'm ankle sailing!

Red Shoe Diaries

I am still infected by the spring fever bug. I went to get my nails done the other day, and instead of my usual hooker red or French manicure, I found this really cool aqua color that I thought would look great on my toes in my new summer sandals. I dragged Tony outside today to take some pictures to get us warmed up for some summer shoots, and feeling the warm sun on my skin made me really horny. I told him I was going inside to change clothes, and that I wanted to shoot some video. He got the camera and I got my blowjob stool and we met back outside. When he saw the stool, I think he started to get hard, because when I pulled out his cock, it was already getting hard. I had to laugh out loud, and then wrapped my lips tightly around it. I began working my way slowly down his shaft with my lips and tongue, making it wet the whole way, softly fondling his sack. I stopped to run my tongue along the bottom of his balls and gently sucked them into my mouth. I pushed his cock back into my mouth, and began to stroke with my hand. I looked up at him and just stared into his face as I stroked him off into my mouth. I wanted him to cum in my mouth, to dump his salty sweet load on my tongue. I begged him to cum in my mouth, quietly so the neighbors wouldn't hear me, and he finally did. I tried to catch it all on my tongue, but there was so much of it that it rolled right off my tongue and into my lap.  Looking down at the mess he left, we were both amazed that after all the fucking we had done in the past three days that his balls could possibly be that full again. We concluded that the more he came, the more efficient his balls must be at reproducing more sperm before the next time. They must be, because two hours later, he was at it again while I lay on the futon, innocently watching TV-naked.

I begged him to cum in my mouth quietly so the neighbors wouldn't hear us

Chickenhead

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